この超リアルなビデオで私の筋肉痛を和らげるために熱いお風呂に入る前に瓶に小便をする

Here's a super real video from your favourite hippy weirdo Rachel Wriggler, showing you what life is very often like late in the day when her body is hurting like mad. I start off by emptying what little is in my bladder into the empty jar of bath salts and then take ages getting in. Like, ages ages, not just ages. Alas, this is quite possibly the best video I've made which demonstrates why I decided to do this. My body gives me so much grief that I wanted to use it for something positive and that would make me feel good about myself when it takes me ten minutes to get in the bath properly. Granted, it was hot as hell, but that was only ever going to help things with my muscles. Oh how awesome it would have been to climb out and into a freshly made bed and receive a massage from some tasty fella with a big belly and nice strong arms.